Today is August 24, just an ordinary day closing out summer fun, and delicately ushering in crisp fall air. Or is it? No, today is not just another last-week-of -summer- day! It's NATIONAL WAFFLE DAY!!! Yes, I am screaming. If you are not just as enthused as I am about this celebratory occasion, you can get your black soul of my site now. This is a safe space, for carb lovers across the world. You are now in a fluffy sub-universe of warm waffle crevices blanketed in melty butter and syrup. Of the 1,200 national days, this is by far the most important of them all. In honor of this momentous occasion please enjoy the follow NSFW waffle porn.
Personally I am a classic waffler. I don't need all the jazz of confections, and whip cream, and fruits. Just give me piping hot waffles, half a pound of butter, and traditional syrup and I'll eat my way to nirvana. How do you like your waffles?
*In the event of my untimely demise, please serve waffles at my "Danielle's in Heaven" twerk-a-thon.